Koffin Roasters™ matte black bag with Día de los Muertos skull on coffee beans
PHOENIX / SCOTTSDALE, AZ · DROP 001 · 500 NUMBERED BAGS
KOFFIN
ROASTERS

BUILT FOR THE SHIFT
NOBODY CLAPS FOR.

100% Ethiopian single-origin. Arizona small-batch roasted. Refined electricity for the 4am crew, the night shift, and the people building a second act while everyone else is asleep.

$19 PRE-ORDER$24
500 BAGS · NUMBERED
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GRAVEYARD SHIFT

100% ETHIOPIAN SINGLE-ORIGIN

Graveyard Shift Día de los Muertos matte black bag
DROP 001 — INDIVIDUALLY NUMBERED BAGS

Most coffee tastes like background noise. Graveyard Shift tastes like a live wire. Crack the bag and the first thing that hits is jasmine — sharp, bright, almost electric — followed by a current of bergamot and blood orange.

This isn't a soft, safe roast designed to apologize for itself. It's refined electricity: clean, high-voltage, and built to wake up the part of you that's done waiting for permission.

WHY IT CUTS THROUGH THE HAZE
REFINED ELECTRICITY
Bright acidity. No bitterness. No apology.
BUILT FOR 4AM
Medium roast dialed to preserve brightness, not burn it out.
SINGLE-ORIGIN PRECISION
Sourced for complexity. Not blended into something forgettable.
ZERO SHORTCUTS
Roasted to order. Every bag. Never shelf-sitting.
THE ORIGIN STACK
Ethiopia — Yirgacheffe Region
Natural floral-citrus complexity
Washed process
Small-batch roasted in Arizona
Roasted to order by Koffin Roasters™
TECHNICAL SPECS
Origin
Ethiopia — 100% Single-Origin
Process
Washed
Roast Level
Medium — "Refined Electricity"
Tasting Notes
Jasmine · Bergamot · Blood Orange
Roasted By
Koffin Roasters™, AZ
Bag Size
12 oz (340g) — Matte Black, Gold Foil, Resealable Valve
Best For
Drip · Pour-Over · French Press
PURCHASE OPTION
PRE-ORDER · DROP 001
$19/bag $24 SAVE 21%
PRICE LOCKED
TIL OCT 31
Lock founding-member pricing for life. Cancel anytime — no guilt trips, because Built Different doesn't beg.
WAKE UP OR IT'S ON US — 14-DAY FULL REFUND. NO FORMS. NO FIGHT.
SUBSCRIPTION MODEL

THE CEMETERY CLUB

Founding members lock their rate for life. 500 bags. Once it's gone, the price is gone.

Three tiers. Cancel anytime. Built Different doesn't beg — it converts.

ENTRY PROTOCOL

THE RESURRECTION

$24/ month
1x 12oz bag — roast of the month
Free shipping, every shipment
24-hour early access to new SKUs
Cancel anytime — no questions, no guilt trips
MOST CHOSEN — LOCK IT
HIGH-PERFORMANCE

THE UNDERTAKER

$44/ month
2x 12oz bags — mix or stay loyal
Founding-member price locked for life
Priority access + numbered allocation on every Drop Day
Monthly "4am Files" — founder voice memo
VIP PROTOCOL

THE IMMORTAL

$85/ month
3x 12oz bags every month
Quarterly Koffin merch drop
VIP access to Cemetery Club live events
Monthly group Q&A direct line to the founder
First access to every future Drop — no cap, no countdown, ever
THE CLOCK IS RUNNING

Lock founding-member pricing before Drop 001.

Cancel anytime. Full refund in 14 days. No forms. No fight.

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ARIZONA SMALL-BATCH · KOFFIN ROASTERS™
PRESS OWNS THE CAFE. CARTEL OWNS THE SNOB.

KOFFIN OWNS
THE 4AM.

Every other roaster in the Valley sells you a bag. Koffin sells you a mirror. Built for high-performing professionals and entrepreneurs who are building a second act on the shift nobody claps for.

"...not background coffee."

"The 4am crew finally has a brand."

"Refined electricity in a cup."

500
Numbered Bags Drop 001
4AM
When The Real Work Starts
FROM THE FOUNDER

WHY THIS
EXISTS.

I did not start Koffin Roasters™ because the world needed another coffee brand. I started it because most coffee is built for people with easy mornings.

Graveyard Shift is one Ethiopian single-origin, roasted in small batches in Arizona. Jasmine, bergamot, blood orange — a bright, sharp cup that cuts through the haze instead of sitting under it.

There is no big team behind this yet. Just the coffee, a bag, and a first drop of 500 numbered bags going live October 31.

If it does its job, you will know. If it doesn't, the 14-day refund is real.

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CEMETERY CLUB LOYALTY

EVERY BAG BUYS YOU
THE NEXT ONE.

MEMBERS-ONLY. POINTS STACK WITH EVERY SHIPMENT. THE MORE YOU DRINK, THE MORE YOU EARN — AND THE CHEAPER THE NEXT BAG GETS.

HOW YOU EARN POINTS
100 PTS
EVERY BAG YOU ORDER

Earn 100 points per 12oz bag, auto-credited when your shipment lands.

500 PTS
REFER A GHOST

Send a friend a bag. When their first order ships, you both bag 500 points.

250 PTS
DROP DAY CHECK-IN

Be on the list at midnight on Drop Day — 250 points just for showing up alive.

1,000 PTS
ANNIVERSARY BONUS

Hit your 1-year mark in the Cemetery Club and we drop 1,000 points on you.

LOYALTY TIERS
0 — 999 PTS

THE GRAVEDIGGER

▸Early access to new drops
▸Birthday bag (on us)
▸Members-only pricing
SWEET SPOT
1,000 — 4,999 PTS

THE NIGHTWALKER

▸Everything in Gravedigger
▸Free shipping, always
▸Quarterly merch drop
▸Priority numbered allocation
5,000+ PTS

THE IMMORTAL

▸Everything in Nightwalker
▸A free bag every 10th shipment
▸VIP event invites
▸Founder direct-line access
REWARD REDEMPTION
500
POINTS
$10 OFF NEXT ORDER
1,200
POINTS
FREE 12oz BAG
2,500
POINTS
LIMITED MERCH DROP
5,000
POINTS
FREE BAG FOR LIFE (EVERY 10th)
POINTS START AT BAG ONE

Join the Cemetery Club. Your first bag is already worth 100 points.

THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT MANIFESTO
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There's the part of the day everyone sees.
And the part where you actually get things done.

Koffin Roasters™ is built for that second part.

Graveyard Shift is our flagship: Ethiopian single‑origin, roasted in Arizona, bright and sharp with a citrus edge that cuts through the haze. Packed in a matte‑black bag with a skull on it for a reason — this isn't background coffee.

No cute quotes. No seasonal fluff. Just fuel for people who send one more email, tweak one more slide, write one more line, do one more rep.

"You clocked in dead. Eight hours under fluorescent lights, building someone else's empire while yours waited in the dark. Then you stopped. You buried that version of you — the one who asked permission, who shrunk to fit, who called burnout 'dedication.'"

What's left is Built Different.

WAKE THE F@#* UP.
SMELL THE BEANS.
GET TO WORK.
KOFFIN ROASTERS™ — GRAVEYARD SHIFT — 100% ETHIOPIAN SINGLE-ORIGIN
ARIZONA SMALL-BATCH ROASTED BY KOFFIN ROASTERS™ — NET WT 12 OZ (340g)
B2B — WHOLESALE ENGINE

STOCK YOUR OPERATION

Your team is running on low-quality fuel. Upgrade the engine. High-margin wholesale for those who value performance.

ROI CALCULATOR
BAGS PER MONTH20 BAGS
5 bags200 bags
YOUR COST
$312
wholesale price
RETAIL VALUE
$480
at $24/bag
YOUR MARGIN
$168
gross profit
35%
Average wholesale margin
$0
Minimum order quantity
67%
Gross margin per bag
14 days
Wake Up guarantee
SECURE YOUR SUPPLY
TARGET: GYM OWNERS · TECH OFFICES · COWORKING SPACES · BOUTIQUE FITNESS
FULL APPLICATION, TIER PRICING & PORTAL →
LAUNCH SEQUENCE

THE DROP EMAILS

Three-phase email sequence. Tease → Scarcity → Drop.

FREQUENTLY ASKED — STRAIGHT ANSWERS

QUESTIONS?
WE DON'T HIDE.

NO BS. JUST BEANS.

THE SPEC SHEET — INDEXED, NOT HIDDEN

Graveyard Shift — High-Caffeine Ethiopian Coffee, Roasted in Arizona

Koffin Roasters™ Graveyard Shift is a 100% Ethiopian single-origin coffee, small-batch roasted in Phoenix and Scottsdale, Arizona. Engineered for focus, productivity, and the night shift, Graveyard Shift is a high-caffeine dark roast built for people who clock out and start building. Tasting notes run jasmine, bergamot, and blood orange — the citrus edge that cuts through fatigue when the rest of the world is asleep.

HIGH-CAFFEINE COFFEE FOR FOCUS & THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT

Most "energy" coffee is burnt filler in a loud bag. Graveyard Shift is refined electricity: a high-grown Ethiopian single-origin that lands on the higher-caffeine end of the specialty spectrum. Whether you work the night shift, run a 4am startup, train at 5am, or grind after hours, this is high-caffeine coffee engineered for sustained focus — not a jittery crash.

ARIZONA SMALL-BATCH COFFEE ROASTER — PHOENIX & SCOTTSDALE

Koffin Roasters™ is an Arizona small-batch coffee roaster based in the Phoenix / Scottsdale metro. Every batch of Graveyard Shift is roasted in Arizona in small quantities for freshness and control. We ship our first drop nationwide across the United States, with local pickup available for Cemetery Club members in the Phoenix area. Searching for a specialty coffee roaster in Arizona, Ethiopian coffee in Phoenix, or the best dark roast for focus? You found it.

COFFEE SUBSCRIPTION & WHOLESALE FOR GYMS, OFFICES & CAFES

The Cemetery Club is our coffee subscription: three tiers — The Resurrection, The Undertaker, and The Immortal — with founding-member pricing locked for life. Need volume? Koffin Roasters™ offers wholesale coffee for gyms, offices, and cafes across Arizona and the US, with recurring delivery and a calculator to model your margins. Wholesale coffee in Arizona starts here.

SPECIALTY COFFEE BUILT FOR THE NIGHT SHIFT & PRODUCTIVITY

Graveyard Shift is specialty coffee with a point of view: refined, not burnt; single-origin, not blended down. It is the best dark roast for focus and productivity — a single-origin Ethiopian coffee roasted for the people who do their best work when everyone else is asleep. Drop 001 launches October 31 with 500 numbered bags. Join the drop list, lock founding-member pricing, and wake up. Smell the beans. Get to work.

ONE LAST THING

STILL MOVING?
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.

KOFFIN
ROASTERS

Built Different.
Phoenix / Scottsdale, AZ.
The Empire Shift starts here.

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